1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:04,379 Hey. Good morning to my favorite school. 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,714 How is everyone doing? 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,841 What do you want? So a bit of a problem. 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,051 Sounds like a "you" problem. 5 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,844 I haven't said what it is yet. 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,804 Proceed. 7 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,349 So there have been students from various schools 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,684 playing in the golf course construction zones. 9 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,646 And some of them are wearing Abbott uniforms. And-- 10 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,898 And you would like us to get our students to stop 11 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,816 so that the other students will stop as well. 12 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,487 Yes. The Abbott students are disturbingly influential. 13 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:29,821 Thank you. 14 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,657 We can get our cool-ass students to stop. 15 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,283 That's why you're my favorite school. 16 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,493 For a price. 17 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,953 What is your price? 18 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,038 Actually, we really need new gym equipment. 19 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,748 Oh! Okay, so like what? Yes. 20 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,625 Like new archery board, lacrosse gear? 21 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,544 Oh, our lacrosse sticks are so worn down 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,756 after all of the lacrosse that we have been playing. 23 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,174 I think she means like new footballs. 24 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,051 Basketballs. Dodgeballs. 25 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,427 Parachute. Oh, yeah. 26 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,097 Yeah! For... skydiving? 27 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,598 What?! No. 28 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,308 You know, you throw it up and the kids run under it. 29 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,769 Oh, yeah, you mean a disposable gazebo? 30 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,688 Oh. I actually can't with this man. 31 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,982 No, man, the one with the handles, you know? 32 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,108 And you're like, whoo! 33 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,026 I-I'm just-- I am not familiar. 34 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,945 Oh, come on! You know a parachute. 35 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,114 You know, gym class? Have you ever been in school? 36 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,407 Everybody holds it and go like... 37 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,950 Whoa! 38 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,743 It's like a circus tent. 39 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,370 And it's like ahh! Whee! 40 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,122 And then everybody takes turns. 41 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,498 It's a parachute. And you run in. 42 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,333 And you, like, have a great time. 43 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,669 I do not know what you are referencing! 44 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:26,628 I'll just send you a link then. 45 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,546 Cool. Bye. 46 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,604 You have a phone call on line two. 47 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,231 It's Manny from the district. 48 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:49,234 Ugh. Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I died. 49 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,278 Tell him I'm on "Survivor". 50 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,530 Ah! I'll take it. Damn it, Dia! 51 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,868 What's up, The Manny-dalorian? 52 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,745 Oh, like that! Can I use it? 53 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,372 You can absolutely buy the copyright. Is that all? 54 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,999 Jokes on jokes. This is fun. 55 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,667 So, listen, as you know, 56 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,711 since you've been principal at Abbott, 57 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,505 test scores have gone up, absences are down, 58 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,132 and after school programs have increased. 59 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,426 Yep, I truly am "that gworl." 60 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,429 And the district wants more principals to be "that gworls." 61 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,514 We want to invite you to give a speech 62 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,391 at one of our Philly School District Ed Talks. 63 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,268 Super low lift, it's just a run-through with me, 64 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,811 then the big show. 65 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,521 Ooh, how much does it pay? 66 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,565 It's more of a volunteer opportunity. 67 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,192 I do not want to do this. 68 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,610 You are welcome for my time. 69 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,112 Hey, Dia, you know that's strike three, right? 70 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,906 Like, you know that, right? 71 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,451 Hey, Mr. J. 72 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,495 What are you doing here so early, Chad? 73 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,246 I'm doing a career report for social studies, 74 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,998 and I decided to shadow you and write about it. 75 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,917 You got gloves? No. 76 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,794 Good. They just slow you down. 77 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,505 Let's go. 78 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,717 An Italian hoagie 79 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,387 and an Italian hoagie, extra Italian. 80 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,056 Oh, grazie, Deli Man. 81 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,265 Best hoagies in West Philly. 82 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,351 Well, get 'em while you can. 83 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,520 Landlord may not renew my lease. 84 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,813 What?! No! 85 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,731 First golf course comes in, 86 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,651 then small businesses get priced out of their leases. 87 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,861 But what could they possibly put here? 88 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,406 The deli across the street 89 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,866 is being turned into a freakin' smoothie shop. 90 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,951 Which one? 91 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:21,868 Smoothin' On Up? Mnh-mnh. 92 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,245 On Blended Knee? 93 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,454 Oh, it's not Fruit Goops, is it? 94 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,206 He knows so many different smoothie shops. 95 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 Nope. It's gonna be a Fruit, There It Is. 96 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,835 Let's go. 97 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,211 Gregory, lower that roof! 98 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,796 That deli is an institution. 99 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,256 Yeah. This sucks. 100 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,007 What, I'm supposed to drive all the way to Wawa now? 101 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,467 Murder me! 102 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,136 Look, I don't know. Neighborhoods change. Okay? 103 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,512 No. Greg, you don't understand. 104 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,680 Gentrification is like a-- Shut up. 105 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,682 I'm tired of driving all the way to University City 106 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,517 every time I want a 16-ounce Banana-Nut Shred 107 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,935 with extra bee pollen. 108 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,478 Your thoughts about food are war crimes 109 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,105 and you should be sent to The Hague. 110 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,232 Hey, y'all. What we talking about? 111 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,483 Either catch me up or change the subject. 112 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,776 We were talking about-- 113 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,070 Vetoed! That settles that. 114 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,158 Ugh! 115 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,660 Not Manny trying to get me 116 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,121 to volunteer my voice in a public setting for free. 117 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,875 Ava, please explain. 118 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,793 He asked me to do some Ed Talk or whatever. 119 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,628 Wait, an Ed Talk? 120 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,714 Ava, that's awesome! Congratulations! 121 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,757 Yeah, that's very cool. What's the focus of your talk? 122 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,593 Oh, I turned it down. 123 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,136 Did you not hear me say it was unpaid? 124 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,139 Ava, you really need to reconsider. 125 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,683 This is a great opportunity for you. 126 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,976 And the school! 127 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,645 Closest Wawa-- 22 left turns away. 128 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,105 Yeah, and if you do the talk, 129 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,356 it'll put us back in the district's good graces 130 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,858 after, you know, Janine, well... 131 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,776 The district does not have a problem with Janine. 132 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,320 No, no. They do. They hate me. 133 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,488 They told me they have a problem with me. 134 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:40,989 But the way the district works 135 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,449 is if you're front of mind, 136 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,034 then your school is front of line 137 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,577 for new resources. 138 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,287 So you see, you are getting paid, 139 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,914 just indirectly. 140 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,750 Plus you love to boast. 141 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,710 I truly am great at it. Mm-hmm. 142 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,711 You should do it. 143 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,963 Ugh, fine. 144 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,049 Yes! But my time's coming out of your paychecks. 145 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,300 Uh, no, it's not. No, it's not. 146 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,301 What? That's not fair. Mnh-mnh. 147 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,302 Okay. Then just Jacob's. 148 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,637 Fine, fine. Okay. 149 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,055 Okay, t-- Wait. No. 150 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,057 All right. Okay. 151 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:07,933 Viv, why don't you go next? 152 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,726 My name is Viv. 153 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,395 I am seven years old, and my favorite thing 154 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,315 to do is sing in the car with my mom. 155 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,734 Lovely. Okay, Dante, how about you? 156 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,569 My name is Dante. 157 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,197 I am eight years old, and my favorite thing to do is draw. 158 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,741 Good job, Dante. Okay, Nate. 159 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,493 My name is Nate. 160 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,828 I am seven years old, and my favorite thing 161 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,412 to do is eat paper. 162 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,960 Okay, so how much paper would you say you've eaten? 163 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,962 Like, just a teeny tiny... 164 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,380 He ate "Peter Rabbit." 165 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,673 What? 166 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,347 Dia. Dia! 167 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,348 Dia! 168 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,474 Come on, girl. 169 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,309 Hang that up real quick. 170 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,311 I'm sorry. Can you hold on just one second? 171 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,896 Yes? 172 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,982 I am gonna kill this speech, girl. 173 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,317 I'm so happy I let the teachers talk me into doing it. 174 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:03,488 I'm, like, actually working on it and enjoying it. 175 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,449 Ava, this is my son's doctor on the phone. 176 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:10,328 Oh, damn, girl. Take that. What are you doing? 177 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,373 I just feel... validated. 178 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,334 I always do things my way and people don't always like it. 179 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,295 But the district has seen my methods 180 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,046 and they want the madness. 181 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,632 They want... the Ava-lanche. 182 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,551 Really? 183 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,261 Isn't this more of a job for a maintenance man? 184 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,263 Or a woman. But you're right. 185 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,848 It is. 186 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,975 Guys, I was just at the deli, 187 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,227 and everyone in there is so sad. 188 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,314 But also so fired up that I had the thought... 189 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,149 what if we activate the neighborhood? 190 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,817 What if we don't, though? 191 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,069 Yeah, we could canvass and inform and-- 192 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,404 Yeah, you know what? 193 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,197 We could go and pay a little visit 194 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,325 to the University City location. 195 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,410 You know, convince them maybe setting up 196 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,662 in a different neighborhood is a good idea. 197 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,164 And I will come along with you 198 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,915 because I have a few choice words for 199 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,417 Fruit, There It Is. 200 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,337 Yes, I love it! Okay, are we doing this? 201 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,880 I can make some fliers on Canva 202 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,465 and start papering this town. 203 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,301 Ooh! This is what being the change feels like. 204 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,677 Are you feeling that? 205 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,429 Okay. Everybody, hold on. 206 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,098 If you're going, can you take my punch card? 207 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,058 I'm like three punches away 208 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,601 from a free Teddy Blendergrass. 209 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,019 Boy, bye. Come on. 210 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,270 Chad, lemme tell you something. 211 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,688 This is gonna end in chaos. 212 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,106 How? 213 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,275 You'll see. So much to learn, youngblood. 214 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,319 C'mon, let's go sweep the roof. 215 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,612 You're not afraid of heights, right? 216 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,113 No. 217 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,119 Still time to help save the deli, Greg. 218 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,621 I have already set up an online petition. 219 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,456 I put fliers in all local storefronts that would let me. 220 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,376 And I even spoke with the B.L.A.C.K.S. yesterday. 221 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,627 Excuse me? 222 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,462 Building Love and Creating Kids' Safety. 223 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,381 The activist group. Remember? 224 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,591 They protested the school last year. 225 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,510 Should probably get in the habit of saying the whole name. 226 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,011 Yeah, well... 227 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,098 Well, the Building Love and Creating Kids' Safe... ties 228 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,600 are on board and mobilizing as we speak. 229 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,602 About that. Yes! 230 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,562 How did it go at the University City location? 231 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,690 Did you guys really let 'em have it? 232 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,609 Mm. So we went down there to give them a piece of our mind. 233 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,277 We were raring to go. 234 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,529 Walked right up to that door, 235 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,614 put our hand on the handle. 236 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,740 Didn't even knock. 237 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,784 Don't have to. It's a store. 238 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,620 But then we noticed they had free samples, 239 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,415 and, well, after our long and taxing drive... 240 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,709 Yeah, it's rude to turn down a free sample, Jacob. 241 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,335 I gotta tell you, I have no idea where this is going. 242 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,170 Well, the sample was so good, 243 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,880 we considered changing our stance 244 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,298 on the smoothie shop moving in. 245 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,758 But we did not. Of course not. 246 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,176 Oh, thank God. 247 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,761 Yeah, it took multiple samples. 248 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,888 And they're all home runs, Jacob. 249 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,223 Seriously, what's one less deli 250 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,808 in this deli town? 251 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,102 Mnh-mnh. We drank yours. 252 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,396 But we got one for you. 253 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,774 What? We had a plan. I-I papered the community. 254 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,152 Just try it, Jacob. It might change your mind. 255 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,488 Oh, okay. Do it. 256 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,032 That sounds nice. 257 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,074 Mm-hmm. 258 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,410 Ohh! 259 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 Psych! 260 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:02,042 I am really disappointed in all of you. 261 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,627 So I guess that means you don't want your punch card. 262 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,672 I'll take that. 263 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,050 These can be combined. 264 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,553 Hello? Hey. Sorry. 265 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,096 Hey. 266 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,431 I've got a paper eater in my class, 267 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,725 and I'm just trying to get inside his head. 268 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,769 Ah. I had a girl in my class lick glue last year. 269 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,812 But it was a one-time thing. See, that I can handle. 270 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 But apparently, he's been doing this all year. 271 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,232 Maybe he's doing it for attention. 272 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,276 No, there's a real passion there. 273 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,694 I tried to document it in my calendar, 274 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,696 but the little Billy goat ate November. 275 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,281 Oh, wow. Okay. 276 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,325 Maybe it's like an anxiety thing. 277 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,661 Maybe it's that, but some kids just like to eat weird stuff. 278 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,915 I used to eat crayons. I love the snap. 279 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,125 Get him some of that edible paper that they use on cakes. 280 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,752 Wean him off and call it a day. 281 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,045 Hmm. 282 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,171 That's how I kicked crayons. 283 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,506 Pretzel sticks and Kit Kats. 284 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,424 I licked ChapStick once. 285 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,300 Sicko. 286 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,430 Eh, here we go. Mm-hmm. 287 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,307 Here to tell us how anti-progress we are? 288 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,434 What? What are you talking about? 289 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,561 That doesn't sound like me, does it? 290 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,648 No, I'm-- I'm-- I have thought about it 291 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,151 and I am looking forward to the new smoothie shop. 292 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,403 So why the change in tune? 293 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,656 Because... it is rare to see you all 294 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,699 so excited about something, okay? Okay. 295 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,827 And if it makes you happy to have this place nearby, 296 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,079 then darn it, I'm happy, too, okay? 297 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,748 Bring on the fruits, add some milk, blend it up. 298 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,126 Let's have a good time with the little time we have 299 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,128 on this big old rock they call Earth. 300 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,506 What's that on your collar? 301 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,466 What? A hickey, probably. 302 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,510 You can't get a hickey on clothing. 303 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,931 That's açai. 304 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,182 With a whey protein boost. 305 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,934 You tried Fruit, There It Is! 306 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:46,020 Wait, you Postmated a smoothie to the school? 307 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,146 Where'd you get 30 bucks? 308 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,481 I didn't Postmate anything. 309 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,150 Then where'd the açai come from? 310 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,110 You dug it out of the garbage. 311 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,903 He dug it out of the garbage. 312 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,448 Jacob! Stop eating out of the trash can! 313 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,534 Look, the only thing I hate more than gentrification 314 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,952 is waste, okay? 315 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,121 And we as a culture, need to have a serious conversation 316 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,373 about when trash is really just food 317 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,417 temporarily situated in a garbage can. 318 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,376 You liked it, didn't you? 319 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,878 I loved it. Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,713 It was-- It was so fresh. 321 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,256 If you like their açai, 322 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,008 you wait till you try their secret menu. 323 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,801 You should see me off of two shots of that wheatgrass. 324 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,094 I'm just like whoo! 325 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,474 Bobby, sit down. 326 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,895 They figured it out. Didn't seem to turn into chaos. 327 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,022 The chaos hasn't even begun. 328 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,441 That's just the tip of the trash can. 329 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,026 And after that is "The Art of the Scheme," 330 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,486 where I basically address how a scheme is like a dance. 331 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,822 Poetic. Maybe just not for this talk. 332 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,157 What else you got? 333 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,117 Okay. "Intimidation as Motivation." 334 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,785 Let's put a pin in that puppy as well. 335 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,495 Uh, "Withholding Pay as Motivation." 336 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,997 Illegal. 337 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,332 Well, I already took out 338 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,750 "Kelly Rowland as Motivation," but I-- 339 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,126 Hey, Ava, to be honest here, 340 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,794 I'm starting to get a little worried. Why? 341 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,547 This isn't quite what I was expecting from you for the talk. 342 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,924 Especially the part about renting out the gym 343 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,550 to unsanctioned groups. 344 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,760 Wait, are you talking about the church choir 345 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,261 or the drug dealers? 346 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,682 So listen. 347 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,769 Hey. 348 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,355 Ooh. How's the presentation going? 349 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,648 I'm not doing the talk anymore. 350 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,524 Uh, por qué? 351 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,651 Manny changed his mind. 352 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,612 What? But he reached out to you. 353 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,113 He wanted you for it. 354 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,323 Yes, but when he heard my presentation, 355 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,991 he said I wasn't right for it. 356 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,242 Said he didn't want to encourage 357 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,702 the other principals to act like me. 358 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,579 He basically called me "too hood" without saying it. 359 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,706 Okay, well, hold on now. Janine, it's cool. 360 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,376 I've been told I'm too much or too brash 361 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,670 or too blunt or not right for the job my whole life. 362 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,921 I'm used to it. 363 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,464 If people don't like me, it's on them. 364 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,884 Let me see the presentation. 365 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,058 Okay. Oh, wow. Ava. 366 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:51,187 This is so bad. 367 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,272 Like, really, really terrible. 368 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,692 Get out. No, no, no, it's just-- 369 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,068 Look, it's just-- 370 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,570 this isn't it, you know? 371 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,448 Like, yes, you do those things, but it's not all you do. 372 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,826 You make clothes for our students who need them. 373 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,203 You put on fundraisers 374 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,664 so that our kids can go on field trips. 375 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:15,545 And you somehow understand your teachers and what they need. 376 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,798 And that's what makes you a great principal. 377 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,968 Yeah, but the problem is, I don't do it "the right way." 378 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,680 All right. 379 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,975 You once viciously made fun of my jelly bean belt. 380 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,727 Once? At least a dozenfold. 381 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,147 And... told me I needed to dress better 382 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,150 because I deserved better. 383 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,944 And I was mad at first. 384 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,363 But you were right. 385 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:46,159 Your approach might be "too whatever," 386 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,119 but the results speak for themselves. 387 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,958 You should focus on why you do things 388 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,626 and not how you do them. 389 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,006 Wow. Look at me cheering myself up. 390 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,632 Okay. 391 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,052 But it's too late. Manny's already going with someone else. 392 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,804 I'm gonna put in a call to the district. 393 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,805 Mm-hmm. 394 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,432 Don't they hate you? 395 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,017 Oh, I wouldn't call them fond of me, 396 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,727 but Manny owes me a favor. 397 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,104 I taught him how to ride a bike. 398 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,522 What do you know? 399 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,232 Always something to learn. 400 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,943 Mm. 401 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,071 Remember, your projects on Unsung Women in History 402 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,156 are due tomorrow, okay? 403 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,492 Shouldn't be a problem if you started when they were assigned. 404 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,494 What's going on outside? 405 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,288 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 406 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,831 That smoothie place has got to go! 407 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,917 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 408 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,585 That smoothie place has got to go! 409 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,753 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 410 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,254 Oh, no! It's the B.L.A.C.K.S. 411 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,339 That smoothie place has got to go! 412 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,882 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 413 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,259 It's-- It's not what it sounds like. 414 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:50,765 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 415 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,100 Oh, my... 416 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,644 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, there! 417 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,145 That smoothie place has got to go! Hey, there, protesters. 418 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,940 What, uh-- What are we so upset about? 419 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,358 They're trying to take away our deli 420 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,027 and put an açai place in here! 421 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,737 We found out about it from this flier! 422 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,988 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 423 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,199 The one time my canvassing works. 424 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,660 Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 425 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,869 Chaos. Chaos. 426 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,080 Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 427 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,251 We are angry. We are mad. 428 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,878 We like the deli. Smoothies are bad. 429 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:25,174 Aw, there's nothing like the sound of dissent in the afternoon. 430 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,093 What in the world? 431 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,220 Hey. Um, you know what? 432 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,347 Let's-- Let us consider the scene in front of us 433 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,349 from a smoothie half full perspective. 434 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,602 Oh, hell no. Jacob, I need my smoothies. 435 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,148 Jacob, I haven't been this regular in five years. 436 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,817 Fix this! Wow! Okay, okay, okay. 437 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,904 Hey, everyone! I'm loving the energy, okay? 438 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,324 But you know who the real enemy is here? 439 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,870 Fracking. Fracking is bad. Frack is wack! 440 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,121 Let's get that going. That's-- That's catchy. 441 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,876 Hey, hey, do protests even really work? 442 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,962 I mean, the Chiefs are still a team, am I right? 443 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,505 No, no. 444 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:10,094 What we need to do is bottle up all of this passion 445 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,598 and then pour it on the golf course. 446 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:18,936 Because after all, that is what is destroying this neighborhood. 447 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,273 Barb. Barb, if the golf course goes away, 448 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,942 the smoothie shop goes away, right? 449 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,529 And so don't do that. 450 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,114 Thank you. 451 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,283 Are you all protesting me? 452 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,118 No! 453 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,412 Then why are you doing this in front of my place? 454 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,206 I don't know! 455 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,665 The instructions weren't clear. 456 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,667 My bad. My bad. 457 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,753 Save the deli! 458 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,881 Save the deli! 459 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,636 And then I'd like to end on creative solutions 460 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,638 for stretching a limited budget. 461 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,098 So Janine called the district, and they really do hate her, 462 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,475 which tracks. 463 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,143 But I'm grateful they're gonna give me 464 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,353 another chance at the run-through. 465 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,313 I think I know what they want now. 466 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,856 Incredible. 467 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,483 That's what we're looking for, Ava. 468 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,360 So I'm good for the speech tomorrow night? 469 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,904 Yes. And just to clarify... 470 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,114 Still unpaid. Had to ask. 471 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,908 You know, things change. 472 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,618 Of course. Well, it's good to see you. Thank-- 473 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,664 Looks like they're getting tired. 474 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,582 Well, I guess this might blow over after all. 475 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,292 I just got a call from the landlord. 476 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,044 Said he didn't realize kicking me out 477 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,046 would be such a big ass-ache. 478 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,965 Now he's renewing my lease. 479 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,424 I guess you guys did it. 480 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,137 Well, how about that, Jacob? 481 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,556 Once again, a white man 482 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,558 comes into a community of color 483 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,726 and makes things worse. 484 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,271 I should have known better than to dream. 485 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,147 I'm gonna go in and buy a Mountain Dew. 486 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,983 No. 487 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,069 Hey, Mr. J! 488 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,489 I finished my report for social studies. 489 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,865 Thanks for letting me shadow you. 490 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,033 What'd you learn? 491 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,493 Sweep before you mop. 492 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,953 Chaos is inevitable here. 493 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,162 And that you need these. 494 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,875 I don't, but thanks. 495 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,846 Hi. Good morning, Viv. Good morning. 496 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,058 Oh, Nate. Hi. Come on over here. 497 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,435 Look at what I just got. 498 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,979 Edible paper. Isn't that all paper? 499 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,272 Just trust me and try it. 500 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,944 Cleanse that palate. 501 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,323 Well? 502 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,742 It... kind of tastes like a cookie. 503 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,077 Kind of makes me want to have cookies. 504 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,245 Do we have any cookies? 505 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,539 I will have one for you at lunch. 506 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,875 Thanks, Miss Teagues. You're welcome. 507 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,878 That paper tip Ava gave me-- that was pretty good. 508 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,297 She can be really surprising. 509 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,674 It's another great thing about her. 510 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,302 I still maintain that the most crucial aspect of this job 511 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,763 is empowering our students and staff. 512 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,057 When someone can't see the potential that you see in them, 513 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,600 they might need a little push. 514 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,894 And it's up to us as leaders to give it to them. 515 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,107 Yes. Double jacket. 516 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,402 How do you toe the line between giving encouragement 517 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,654 and giving orders or even overstepping? 518 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,032 I'd say repetition. 519 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,575 Let me give you an example. 520 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,287 A member of my staff dressed as a nun going on vacat-- No? 521 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,458 Um, a member of my staff was stuck in a rut. 522 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,045 But by being consistent with subtle advice, 523 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,840 her perspective shifted and she was able to make small changes 524 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,885 that led to her becoming the incredible educator 525 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,678 that she is today. 526 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,931 How you give the advice is up to you 527 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,392 because it's not always about the how. 528 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,143 It's about the end result. 529 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,361 And that's how I saved the school from ringworm. 530 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,822 Mm! Ava, that was sick. 531 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,573 Thank you again for volunteering. 532 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,908 No problem. I love doing it. 533 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,576 It was so good. 534 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,246 You know, people actually do get paid for this? 535 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,747 Paid? Not here, 536 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,417 but at private speaking engagements and seminars. 537 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,168 Oh, yeah. Like how much? 538 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,962 Like thousands of dollars. 539 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,422 Thousands, you say? Mm-hmm. 540 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,174 Well, this has been a pleasure. 541 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,094 If you guys want to keep speaking to me, it'll be $1,000. 542 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,933 Oh. 543 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,189 Get excited, people. 544 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,400 The deli is making smoothies now. 545 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,776 Oh! And they sent these as a thank you 546 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,194 for saving a beloved small business 547 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,029 from the clutches of gentrificach. 548 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,489 Well, it's a win-win. 549 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,032 The neighborhood gets to keep a local fave 550 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,576 and we get free smoothies. 551 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,536 Deli smoothies. They don't have the training. 552 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,038 Oh, well, I guess these will just have to do. 553 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,416 Enjoy the refreshing taste of community action. 554 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,418 Chindon! Hey! Love it. 555 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,713 No. Oh. 556 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,924 Oh, fallen angels! That is vile! 557 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,801 What is in this? 558 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,471 Mango Mortadella Fusion? 559 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,764 Is that menthol? 560 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,806 Appears we have the same flavor. 561 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,349 Menthol madness. Ugh! 562 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,728 Mine is... it's mostly Nerd Clusters and... 563 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,605 Hot Fries. 564 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,565 Yeah, which, honestly, I'm-- 565 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,901 Are you ready? Oh, wait, guys, I'm in next. 566 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,652 No, wait. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. 567 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,114 Whoo! Eee!